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rathgir:

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

 

Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

Liking someone

Liking yourself

this easily became the best thing on tumblr

I’ve yet to learn to like myself. >_<

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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smilingeridan:

thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF

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celtysturlusons:

animes i need to watch

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Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.

Magical dragons. It all makes sense.

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pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

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magicalnaturetour:

Waitomo Glowworm Caves are a famous tourist attraction because of the large population of fireflies that live in caves. Fireflies, or Arachnocampa luminosa - tiny bioluminescent creatures that produce blue and green light live exclusively in New Zealand.
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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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